Lipstick
- Abigail: sometimes I want to wear kid lipstick.
- Me: why do you want to wear kid lipstick?
- Abigail: because it's good for lips.
- Me: how is lipstick good for lips?
- Abigail: kid lipstick helps lips grow big and strong. then, when my lips are so big and strong then my daddy can't carry me anymore because my lips are too big.
- Me: ...
